How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
xvxbox: if someone doesnt like being touched and you just go ahead and touch them anyways because you think its funny i sincerely hope you get punched in the god damn face
I can’t believe The Office is finally over, this show literally saved me and brought my sense of humor back! I feel so weird right now! 😭💔
list of people who can make me laugh so hard that i can’t even breathe me
Can I spread Nutella on your booty? 😉
Reblog if you are a wizard or a witch
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bitchouttahell: shout out to all of the custodians, cooks, garbage truck drivers, cafeteria workers, bus drivers, waiters, and every one else whose jobs and entire fucking existences get shit on by the same people who wouldn’t know what to do with their lives if they had to do anything for themselves
lilacid: niggaqueef: when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this most accurate description of anything accurate ever in the history of accuracy
1 more episode left of The Office, Farewell Season is making me an emotional wreck! 😢💔
dalestuckies: i hate seeing people my age who’ve got their life together already like what the fuck
My teacher: Get into groups!
Me: how about no
2 more episodes left of The Office, why the hell did I became a fan of this show at the wrong time! Farewell Season is breaking my heart! 😢💔
rockout-w-urcockout: Why fall in love when u can fall asleep
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nosdrinker: yo who’s going to Jay Gatsby’s party later